My life gets increasingly better the more I do what I want

this is my ‘i’m a ginger now’ face
the wonky eye is for potato /wonk 
* /wink

this is my ‘i’m a ginger now’ face

the wonky eye is for potato /wonk 

* /wink

my dad is the coolest ecologist i know

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ahahaha I said QUESADI-L-A oh gosh. Please don’t correct me, I know how to say spanish words it’s just….Napoleon Dynamite has ruined that word for me. I think I said something else weird too but whatever it’s 3 am and I am usually not this quiet wow i talk a lot though hurr

TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE

What is your name/username?
Where are you from?
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY, Polka Dots, Tumblr, Papaya, Penthouse, Subtext, Smile
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Be a wizard or a vampire?
How old are you?
Is it cold where you are?
What is your favorite color?
What color are your eyes?
Do you have freckles? 
When is your birthday?
What was the last thing you drank?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? If so, who?
Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant? 
Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
Do you think you have an accent?
End the audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

The most mature adults you will ever meet.

I wish I could say my sister and I don’t do this (STILL) every time we go shopping but…

The first two weeks after I caught up with Supernatural went like this at night.

I only wake up for important reasons.

I distinctly remember waking myself up by talking last night.

miraculoustang said: i dont think i would care if the world died because i would be dead. im apparently going to go to hell anyway so :\

cool, i’ll see you there because

my mother tells me this aaaaalll the time????? apparently she’s the only one in the family not going there……”You’ll be all alone there. You and all your friends” -actual quote from dinner directed at my dad and me.

haha

i cannot focus on one picture anymore

maybe if i stream, i would be forced to…

>no, you are too much of a pussy to do that again

so many people i admire are following askvantas and im too lame to talk to any of them, so i’m just like

forever.

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